Brazzers is ready to release a new Porn Parody, and this time is the turn of Metal Gear Solid...OPS...Sorry,Metal "Rear" Solid: The Phantom Peen (A XXX Parody).
Here you can read the Brazzers Synopsis:
Boss (Charles Dera) is sent deep into enemy territory with the threat of a new enemy looming over him. Hushy (Casey Calvert) is an elite operative looking to take him out at all costs. If only Boss could sway Hushy to join the Diamond Dongs instead of fighting against them. It just so happens that Hushy’s weakness is a deep dicking, and Boss is up to the task ready to meet her rear solid. This time Big Boss have to use different method to persuade Husky (Quiet) to put down his big Sniper Rifle and join the Diamond Do(n)gs.
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As you can seem from the trailer we have all the main elements we find in the Game, Big Boss Cyborg arm, the radio conversation, Rifles, Quiet with a nice round ass and last but not least... The famous Big Boss Box!!!!
The complete scene (32min) will be release the 08/02/2017 on Brazzers Website
The cast is composed by: Charles Dera as Big Boss who recently won an AVN Award (2017) for, Three Way Sex Scene - Boy/Boy/Girl in Sucide Squad XXX
and Casey Calvertas Hushy (Quiet), 2015 XRCO winner and several time nominated at XBIZ and AVN
These days lot of people in socials sharing the video of "Lickster", the App/Game that should teach you to mastering the art of cunnilingus, there you can see the informational video:
Obviously Lickster is a big prank...Just momently because I've the suspect we will see very soon this app on Applestore or Googleplay, meanwhile if you're curious to test something similar you can download "Lickster Ice", you will not increase you cunnilingus skills but you will be a master at licking Ice-cream.
Anyway both the app works on the same way, use your tongue (yes the "tongue touch" works on smartphone) or fingers, to follow the arrow and reach points to unlock several type of ice-cream.
There's also a rank with the best ice-cream!!!!
I want to be clear, you can spent hour and hour on this application trying to increase your skills but you will never beat the undisputed master of licking...
Now what make me curious to find more informations about this APP was the huge numbers of people asking "Where I can find this App?", "I'd like to increase my cunnilingus skills", "I do my best but I always fail at satisfy my girl with my tongue" etc etc
So seems that lot of people (75% if you take a look at the video) have problems at give pleasure to a woman using tongue,and unfortunately there's also a big segment of men that refuse to practice this art, for several (wrong) reasons.
Anyway take a look at Youtube, search cunnilingus and you can find hundreds of video tutorial that (try) to teach you the right moment that give more pleasure to a woman.
"So MAN...WE HAVE A PROBLEM!"
Unfortunately training this art it's not very easy, specially for single man, it's not like go to Starbucks and order your favorite coffee, or go to gym and train your muscles (also tongue is a type of muscle), no you need time (a lot) and work (hard) to find a partner! and anyway you can't use your girlfriend as a gym apparatus!!!
So how can we master the art of lick pussy? How can we arrive at the moment of oral sex sure to give pleasure to the partner? How can we learn to use tongue as a swordsman of '700, with deadly class and elegance?
Well Lickster sound like a good idea, unfortunately this App is not available, was just a big joke...momently you can only try to become the master of licking Ice-cream, just remember to clean your phone before and after the use...
...or just go in your favorite ice cream parlor, spent a couple of dollars (or euros) and have fun and pleasure with your favorite combo of delicious ice-cream !!!
Do you know Tanya Tate? The English Porn Star, Model and last but not the least international cosplayer?
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Well she won the fourth Nightmoves Best MILF Performer Award, one of the oldest (1993) adult show in United States, famous to be the first show that allow on-line voting!
Well the list of candidates as best MILF performer was full of talents, here the list:
Ava Addams
Cheri DeVille
Dana DeArmond
Jasmine Jae
Julia Ann
Kendra Lust
Mercedes Carrere
Nina Elle
Tanya Tate
But Tanya Won, and her long list of Award continue to grow:
2010 - NightMoves Award as Best MILF Performer
SHAFTA Award as MILF of the Year and Best Sex Scene
2011 - SHAFTA Award as MILF of the Year
2012 - NightMoves Award as Best MILF Performer
SHAFTA Award as MILF of the Year
2013 - SHAFTA Award as Best Milf
XBIZ Award as MILF Performer of the Year
2014 - NightMoves Award as Best MILF Performer
2016 - XRCO Award as Best Lesbian Performer
NightMoves Award as Best MILF Performer
As I told you Tanya is not just porn but she's also active on Youtube, with a channel open in 2010 that now reached more than 25.000 followers (and we all know how hard is increase followers on YT ...if you are not a gamer) full of Interviews, News from Comics and Erotic world, Reviews and recently an extremely relaxing ASMR video.
Lot of gamers will surely know the game Overwatch, the team based multiplayer first-person shooter video game published and developed by Blizzard.
Well, Brazzers the famous Canadian pornographic production company, after the Pokemon Movie decided to shot a Porn Parody entitled... Oversnatch.
In the trailer you can see a battle between Reaper (Danny D) and Widowmaker, performed by Aletta Ocean, Hungarian pornstar 2010 winners of AVN Award as Best foreigner performer in movie "Dollz House."
Anyway the trailer seems to be very good, nice costumes specially the weapons and the CGI is well done, surely better than a lot of higher budget movies.
Here you can read the Offiicial Brazzers synopsis: A grudge match is waged between Danny (Danny D) and Aletta (Aletta Ocean) in an abandoned strip club as a sniper class femme fatale is pitted against as assault class grim reaper to prove once and for all whether it requires more skill to quickscope an enemy, or take out a sniper from far with short range weapons. It's a battle of speed, accuracy, and endurance as the femme fatale, without a team to back her up, must deliver the payload solo. She's got to go hardcore to get out of this deathmatch unscathed.
Brazzers was not the first who used the scenario and characters of Overwatch to shot a parody, indeed few weeks after the game was released, lot of "fan made" video popped out on websites like PornHub and RedTube (just to name a couple).Unfortunately most of the video was shot down after the Blizzard intervention.
Hope at least Brazzers Parody will survive to DMCA (Digital Millennium Copyright Act) law, also because don't you think Aletta is a perfect Widowmaker?
Gran parte dei gamers conosceranno sicuramente Overwatch, lo sparatutto in prima persona realizzato e distribuito da Blizzard Entertainment. Bene,la nota casa di produzione Canadese Brazzers ha deciso di realizzarne una parodia intitolata Oversnatch.
Nel breve trailer riusciamo a vedere uno scontro tra Reaper (DannyD) e Widowmaker interpretata da Aletta Ocean, pornostar di origine Ungherese già vincitrice nel 2010 di un AVN Award come miglior performer straniera nel film Dollz House.
Per quanto riguarda la trama vi riporto quella synopsis rilasciata da Brazzers:
A grudge match is waged between Danny (Danny D) and Aletta (Aletta Ocean) in an abandoned strip club as a sniper class femme fatale is pitted against as assault class grim reaper to prove once and for all whether it requires more skill to quickscope an enemy, or take out a sniper from far with short range weapons. It's a battle of speed, accuracy, and endurance as the femme fatale, without a team to back her up, must deliver the payload solo. She's got to go hardcore to get out of this deathmatch unscathed.
Brazzers non è stata la prima a sfruttare lo scenario e i personaggi di Overwatch per realizzare una parodia, infatti a poche settimane dell'uscita del gioco, numerosi video "fan-made" sono apparsi nei più grandi siti porno (PornHub e RedTube tanto per citarne alcuni) , video immediatamente rimossi dopo l'intervento della Blizzard.
Speriamo che almeno questo video riesca a sopravvivere alla pesante scure DMCA (legge sul Copyright), anche perché non trovate Aletta una perfetta Widowmaker?
